THIS IS ONLY A DRAFT VERSION! WILL BE REVISED IMMEDIATELY AND SECRETLY!
Dear Adjudicating Officer:
My name is Dr. Nerd, a Chinese national with passport number 1234567. I was approved a H-1B visa, sponsored by University, which was supposed to be valid from 11/02/2009 to 10/14/2012. I have been continuously working in a NSF funded project since 11/15/2009, with nonstop by-weekly paystubs since then. However, the odd thing is: I have been out of status since 08/09/2010 by a stupid decision made by you.
On 08/02/2009, a clerk of University, who didn’t like me because I complaint her before, reported to you secretly with a false statement that I was not employed in University and therefore she request you cancel my H-1B visa immediately and secretly. You believed her and cancelled my H-1B visa secretly 7 days later purely based on your trust to this stranger woman since she didn’t presented any supporting evidence to prove that I was no more employed at University.
The funny thing is: on 01/28/2011 she called you secretly and reported you secretly that I had been actually continuously working at University without any gap since 11/15/2012. You chose to not trust her even she presented you with hard evidence. You insisted that I, as a victim, had lost freedom and rights of a legal alien, and should be subject to house foreclosure (since other US employers can’t sponsor my H-1B now), and family separation (since I am banned from entering US for 3 years).
Analogously, you are a butcher hanging around with a bloody knife in your bloody hands, when a stranger woman accused me that I was a pig, you immediately came to kill me without verifying whether I am really a pig. However, when this stranger woman calmed down and told you: “I am sorry, I made a mistake, and he is not a pig”. You shake you head left and right (since you are not from
Do you know when you try to maintain your highest respect and dignity by pushing all your cloths toward your front to cover you small penis, you big ***** is exposed secretly behind you?! I mean, the Human Rights. I mean, the Human Rights you every day every moment used to ***** other countries. How are the human rights of an H-1B human alien being protected under your adjudication?
Please believe the stranger woman who has hard evidence to prove that I am innocent human being and accordingly change your mind by amending your verdict as to that I am not a pig and therefore should be allowed to enjoy human rights.
Thanks,
Sincerely yours,
Dr. Nerd
Postdoc at a US University
