funny update - nothing I can do?

My 140/485 RD 9/30/05 CSC, transfered to TSC 3/22/06, then received this update 5/22/06, saying:

On March 29, 2006, your I140 IMMIGRANT PETITION FOR ALIEN WORKER was received here for processing. It is taking between 400 and 450 days for us to process this kind of case. We will mail you a decision as soon as processing is complete.

On March 29, 2006, your I485 Application to Register Permanent Residence or to Adjust Status was received here for processing. It is taking between 850 and 900 days for us to process this kind of case. We will mail you a decision as soon as processing is complete.

I am speechless.

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• btw, what does CRIS refer to? -Nahum- ♀ (21 bytes) () 05/22/2006 postreply 16:52:15

• 回复：funny update - nothing I can do? -rancho- ♀ (113 bytes) () 05/22/2006 postreply 17:08:13

• 回复：funny update - nothing I can do? -WaitingNIW2005- ♂ (133 bytes) () 05/22/2006 postreply 17:42:03

• It looks like we are all on the same string -Nahum- ♀ (81 bytes) () 05/22/2006 postreply 17:53:45

• The same here. Beas wishes to all of us! -sdsd- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2006 postreply 18:13:41

• I mean best wishes to all of us! -sdsd- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2006 postreply 18:16:23

• one more same case here, bless all of us. -mpegg- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/22/2006 postreply 19:00:55

• 这是standard message. 不会真花那么长时间的。 -一只熊- ♀ (44 bytes) () 05/23/2006 postreply 10:49:05