川总精力旺盛， 已指示司法部对熊猫快餐的“宫保鸡丁为何鸡肉如此稀少”展开全面调查。

President Trump had ordered the Department of Justice to launch a full investigation into why Panda Express's Kung Pao chicken had so few pieces of chicken in it.

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