吵架中的戏精们 (2020-02-20 13:22:52)
作者：firstuncle
人生如戏，吵架都在演，演着演着就自己都以为真，刚入场的观众和3秒钟记忆的鱼儿们往往会被声情并茂迷惑，go back babies！seeseethem。
把昨晚大美帝国主义明年大统领们归纳一下，5分钟了解全貌，全场归纳为一句话：互殴和痛殴走后门加三的迷你大款。
小同PK小爱
Watch this 19 second clip with the sound on.
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) February 20, 2020
The DNC/Democrats are truly doomed.#DemDebate
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小同骂个遍
Mayor Cheat says the best line of the night so far:
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) February 20, 2020
“You got a socialist who thinks capitalism is the root of all evil and a billionaire who thinks money ought to be the root of all power.
Let’s put forward someone who’s actually a Democrat.”
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老白又乱摸
It’s time to bring back the Biden grabbing Memes
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) February 20, 2020
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假印开始用性攻击对手，怎么套路有点熟悉？
Warren just scalped Bloomberg in front of the entire country.
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) February 20, 2020
Wow.
pic.twitter.com/KHQqfNTvrW
三得子一如既往crazy咬人
HOLY SAVAGE
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) February 20, 2020
SANDERS: "Rich people and wealth are bad!"
BLOOMBERG: “What a wonderful country we have. The best known socialist in the company happens to be a millionaire with three houses. What did I miss?”
SANDERS: “I do have a summer camp. Forgive me for that.”
Ohhhhhh pic.twitter.com/UXrKlrg1E8
这是迷你唯一有力的反击，应该是用的点穴术
Anyone? pic.twitter.com/xqhq5qFYVk
— Mike Bloomberg (@MikeBloomberg) February 20, 2020
你不用认真看他们，都在演戏，骗观众的，不信？看背景，什么时候鼓掌都设计好了。
Watch: CNN caught coaching the crowd pic.twitter.com/2p5i92iDQG
— PolishPatriot™? (@PolishPatriotTM) February 19, 2020
不要听戏精们说什么，做什么才重要，上句刚谴责别人语言暴力下句把别人打的满地找牙，自己都被自己的道德正义感动的流泪。
下一波小迷你如果出线会痛骂老川流氓，欺负女人，猥琐和土匪，其实那是障眼法，看看他是不久前如何表达对流氓领袖的爱。
迷你love老床
Mike Bloomberg: “I know @realDonaldTrump. He’s a great guy. I’m a big fan of Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/ch8T5ZdYrE
— Derek Utley (@realDerekUtley) February 20, 2020
亲爱的，传授个打架经验，杀银要无形，无形就是事实和数据。好好练功，否则骂的越high对自己伤越大。 小迷你，快请我去做顾问，知道你不差钱。
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原文链接： https://blog.wenxuecity.com/myblog/71784/202002/30072.html
Bro&Sis for MAGA：http://groups.wenxuecity.com/groups/index.php?act=groupview&gid=2839
