不是这位新教皇，是前任的前任的前任的前前任，^_^。在这儿：
是 “Seinfeld”节目第八季第19集，“Yada, Yada”。其中提到的 Raquel Welch 是好莱坞的大明星，两年前离世：
“Seinfeld”复述给神父时被“Yada”下去的部分是这样的：
The Pope and Raquel Welch are in a lifeboat. Suddenly, a wave rocks the boat and knocks the Pope into the water. During the commotion, he also loses his glasses.
Since he can’t see where he is, he starts to pray. He is a considerate man, so he prays for Raquel first.
“Dear Lord, please have mercy on Miss Welch. Please keep her safe.”
Raquel, who is still in the boat, hears him and replies, “I’m fine! Just follow my voice to get back to the boat!”
The Pope thanks God, and begins to swim closer to the boat.
“Now reach out your hands,” Raquel says.
The Pope reaches out his hands and immediately feels two flotation devices. He grabs them and says, “Oh Lord, thank you for blessing me with these buoys, by which I will be saved!”
Raquel pulls the Pope back into the boat. But before she does, she says to him, “Those aren’t buoys.”
没听过这个故事，是从网上抄来的，^_^。
朋友们在新皇领导下开心。
