香肠和啤酒，忍不住想到这几句：

“You Americans. You have too many trucks. And not enough sausages.”

“We have sausages for every occasion: breakfast sausages, lunch sausages, holiday Koningsdag sausages, and pre-sausage warmup sausages that we eat before the main sausages.”

“You Americans. Your houses are too big. Your beers are too small.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/what-i-imagine-every-european-will-say-to-me-an-american-when-i-explore-europe