【名人与我】最“土”的文学大佬说最酷的运动 （图）

原话是这样的：

“In one place we came upon  a large company of naked natives, of both sexes and all ages, amusing themselves with the national pastime of surf-bathing.  Each heathen would paddle three or four hundred yards out to sea (taking a short board with him), then face the shore and wait for a particularly prodigious billow to come along; at the right moment he would fling his board upon its foamy crest and himself upon the board, and here he would come whizzing by like a bombshell!”

在文革开始前一百年，著名文学大佬土温同学参访夏威夷期间如是说。然后，附上了一组图示：

*_*。

据说大佬自己也训练来着，可是时间有限，只练到如下程度：

朋友们周三开心。

后记：细读，吐温大佬也有些深层的“男权”，*_*。