趣味中式英语

昨天在哪儿看到十句当选的中式英语, 今天找不到了, 搜到这几句:
1.You ask me，me ask who？ 你问我，我问谁?
2.We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？ 
3.people mountain people sea 人山人海
4.Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎
5.Know is know, no know is no know. 知之为知之，不知为不知
6. As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远
7. One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 关于一场车祸的描述
8. Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放 
9. Four Glad Meatballs. 四喜丸子
10. Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡
11.Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上
12.Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放

13.If you want money, I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 14. You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up!  你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

所有跟帖： 

• laugh kill me -horse625- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/28/2009 postreply 16:48:01

• 坚决不看！我原来上过当的，本来脑袋还算明白，一次无意中 -algebera- ♀ (118 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 15:15:36

• 哈哈。。。 -雨打梧桐- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 15:27:33

• long time no see也是从chinglish里头过去的 -lanyi- ♀ (63 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 16:41:28

• One"car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died!" -Aerie- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 16:48:20

• one car die 就好 -晴空骄阳- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 19:17:29

• 哈哈，很搞笑，冰花你.. -來自大涼山- ♂ (26 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 19:31:55

• 这个真把俺虎住了, 才明白: -鲁冰花- ♀ (29 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 20:20:48

• 哈哈 -來自大涼山- ♂ (23 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 20:49:23

• you two very have fun -色书生- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 21:04:24

• 顶下，回隔壁看去，哈哈。 -sesame45- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/28/2009 postreply 00:45:31

• 嘿嘿 -kangqilang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/28/2009 postreply 06:11:42