I hate camping, food is awful

Just bring some snacks like potato chips, summer sausages and sliced bread.
Whatever is easy to take and easy to consume.
First night, bonfire and roasted marshmallow, Southern Comfort whiskey and beers.
There'll probably be rain overnight in the woods, tents are wet or damp inside,
everything gets covered with mud, water and fallen leaves. Mosquitoes are wild.
You won't have high spirit for cooking anymore. Just want to get away asap.
The worst thing is contracting fungus infection when you get into the grassy area.
'Cause there's no bathroom in the woods.