Bullshit Job Interview Questions Happy Fun Thread(zt)

Answer how you'd really like to answer

1) What is your greatest strength

2) What is your biggest weakness

3) What is your greatest accomplishment

4) What do you regret the most

5) Why are you the best person for this job


I'll go first

1) The ability to spot a useless sack of shit at table distance in under 2 seconds

2) My inability to not ogle a really hot piece of ass in a tight skirt

3) Selling out my Ranger squad to the Taliban for 2 goats and a young boy

4) Setting my last boss's car on fire, before he was in it

5) I'm better than you, aren't I?