小学五年级MM: 同样的问题, 老土是这样答的. 你看中不中?

同样的问题, 老土是这样答的.

问为什么找工作? 答被LAID OFF
-- I am sure you heard the term company downsizing and re-org, Aren't you? I just went through that process. This is the reason I am looking now.

问为什么被LAYOFF, 偶答职位被IMPACTED AND ELIMINATED.
问你的职位是什么? 偶答....
-- I am sure you heard the term of budget cut, that's the reason.

又问为什么你的职位会被取消? 偶一下子心跳加速,血往脸上涌, 只好回答I DON'T KNOW.
-- Because company knew you guys (Job Agent) need income, so they send us to the market again, to let your guys find job for us. Is this a good chance for you guys?

最后好像是问你以前的日常工作都做什么? 偶灰头土脸地....
-- Before I answer that question, would you please let me know which field is your expertise? So I can know what kind of term should I use to talk to you so you can understand most of it...
-- I am the main driver on a money saving machine, saved a lots boxes for the company....
-- I am sure I will do the same for whatever new company you will send me to ...
-- Would you please let me know where will you send my resume to?