临总叫自己傻妞is a sign of ultimate confidence.the same goes

for the fact that I call my 黄脸婆 "黄脸婆"。Were she really a 黄脸婆, I'd call her a beauty to make her shine.

当着矬人别说短话, but I assume 姚明 will never get mad if you call him a midget.

who's there promoting herself every single day(oftentimes against the wills of the audiences). Do you think 姚明would go on to the street and say to people, Yo, dude, see how tall I am?

You go figure.