Those chinese writtings are cute.

But they are more of a word game than anything.
You can do the same in English too. Although I can't write in those English, at least I can think of 3 more ways to rephrase the poem:

1. use the rapper language
2. use Shakespeare's English
3. use ancient English like Bible

Chinese language is very a complex language, but it doesn't mean it is a more advanced in comparison to English. Most of the Chinese don't know enough English to appreciate it.