Don't blame birds

Birds come for rest or play and they need to stool some times. They are not interested in your car make/model, nor in your car color, and they are not standing on your car roof. If you stand in parking lot and look around, you will see they are on flat areas on beams or poles. If you park your car just under where they stay, you volunteer to be the victim of their stool. So, don't blame birds, blame yourself being not using brain parking at a wrong place.