工党澳坛中宣部部长东东西西，讲个笑话给你听

While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old farmer, who cut it on a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.



Eventually the topic got around to Julia Gillard and her appointment as Prime Minister.



"Well you know", drawled the old farmer, "this Gillard woman is what they call a fencepost tortoise".



Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost tortoise was.



The old farmer said."When you're driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's called a fencepost tortoise".



The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctors face, so he continued to explain,

"You know it didn't get up there by itself,

it definitely doesn't belong up there,

it doesn't know what to do while its up there,

and you just have to wonder what kind of idiot put it up there in the first place"

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• 哈哈哈哈，太好笑了！ -天外飞砖- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 20:08:02

• 好罗，好罗，连你也蹦出来了，这下人齐了~~ -豆腐板- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 20:09:07

• 无图无真相 (图) -ifan- ♂ (118 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 20:37:20

• 你怎么知道它是位女士.^^ -秋收- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 20:38:12

• 没看见一圈红假发? -ifan- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 20:39:24

• red body, -秋收- ♀ (15 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 20:44:32

• 你说得没错 -理智和情感- ♀ (128 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 22:17:47

• 哪里哪里，跟你比起来那是要甘拜下风的 -理智和情感- ♀ (54 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 22:23:45

• 错了错了 -理智和情感- ♀ (66 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 22:28:20

• 何必当了什么还要立什么呢？ -理智和情感- ♀ (36 bytes) () 07/28/2010 postreply 22:33:15