March 2019
Trump: President
Hillary: In prison
ISIS: Defeated
Islam inside the US: in remission
Benghazi: Remembered
Illegals: Deported
Factories: Back home
Clean Coal: BOOMING
Keystone Pipeline: Flowing well and America gets a cut
Second Amendment: Untouchable
Bathrooms: One for boys and one for girls.
NY Times: Deceased
Border Wall: under budget/ ahead of schedule
Mexico: Paid for it
Japan and Allies: paying for protection (long overdue)
National debt: dropping like a lead sinker
Infrastructure: New airport / railroad / roads/ bridges projects
Economy / Jobs: incredible growth
Former welfare recipients: Working
Christianity: Thriving
America: Great Again
Israel: relationship with USA never better
Syrian refugees: returned to Middle East safe zone
America's role: helps defend it
Middle east gulf region: pays for it
Syrian refugees in the US: sent back
Police: Respected again
Military: stronger by the month
Money raised for Vets: OFF the charts...record breaking.
Military Vets healthcare: VA cleaned house..no waiting
Social Security: SAFE and unmolested
NATO: funded equally including balance owed
Iran deal: NO DEAL...NO nukes for Iran
North Korea: traded nukes to U.S. for casinos
Common Core: out the door
Education: local
Obamacare: not there...
Medical Insurance: affordable, competitive rates
Planned Parenthood: no longer does abortions
Taxes: lower
Liberals: complaining that America is winning too much
BLM: disbanded and denied welfare
U.S. District Judge Gonzalo Curie: Ex Judge
Biden/Kerry/Pelosi: excommunicated
Press Secretaries: Katrina Pierson & Judge Jeanine
Michael Moore: co hosting show with Megyn Kelly on MSNBC
Liberal press: still sleazy
Elizabeth Warren: still goofy (1/8 Hekowee)
Glen Beck/Bill Kristol: still dopey and nobody cares
Krauthammer: still seeing O'Reilly's shrink
JEB! : sorry he ever asked for the clap
Never Trump Clan: down to the dregs ...Mitt, Dopey and Dopey
Kasich: shoveling pancakes in seclusion (still gross)
Debbie Wassermann-Schultz: casted as a zombie in remake of World War Z
Rachel Maddow: casted as a women in Wizard of Oz remake. (not Dorothy)
Bernie: protesting the "Free Crooked Hillary" society
Bill: still loves the humidors...pawned Hillary's $12,000 coat.
Obama: Book about his legacy on clearance at Walmart for 50 cents
BTW...obama being investigated for Treason.