我的税务顾问，今天给我发来这个，英语好的帮忙看看。。。

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed is penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed, 20% of time it's pissed off, 30% of the time it's hard up, and 10% of the time it's in the hole.

On the top of all this, it has two dependents, and they're all nuts.

Accordingly, starting January 1, 2013, penises will be taxed according to size!

To determine the category, please consult your tax advisor and the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, Section 7, Line 3, of the standard Form 1040-P.


10 to 12 inches....................Luxury Tax.......................$50.00

8 to 10 inches......................Pole Tax...........................$30.00

6 to 8 inches........................Privilege Tax.....................$15.00

4 to 6 inches........................Nuisance Tax....................$5.00


PLEASE NOTE:  Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION ! ! ! ! ! !

***** Males exceeding 12 inches must file Capital Gains.

 

所有跟帖： 

• hahahahaha -ghost_in_shell- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 10:46:24

• haha ^_^ -月影如钩- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 10:47:01

• 帮俺问问到哪里可以拿refund。谢谢。 -sunlake- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 10:48:08

• 不群完全合格REFUND 阿 -evil- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 10:48:38

• 你咋知道的？ -sunlake- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 10:51:02

• 你不知道？ -evil- ♀ (8 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 10:53:57

• 不姓岳。。。 -2046- ♂ (14 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 10:57:14

• 知我者，兄弟也。。。 -不群- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 11:04:14

• 哈哈，伯光自摸。 -almondjoy- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 11:06:38

• 菜嬷嬷。。。 -2046- ♂ (22 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 11:10:47

• 你才姓岳。。。 -不群- ♂ (50 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 11:01:15

• 知道，俺们知道。。。:)。。。 -2046- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 11:04:21

• 你竟然换姓了!!! -evil- ♀ (128 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 11:05:39

• 没有年龄限制吧，我家2个合格呢 -evil- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 10:50:12

• 你家两个你都量过？ -蓬莱击鼓- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 10:54:07

• 不用量，目测就知道了 -evil- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 10:57:45

• 难道你不知道，男的都在挺起来之后才计算的。你不动手不成。 -蓬莱击鼓- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 11:02:08

• 哈哈哈，难道你不知道我家的才上学 -evil- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/08/2013 postreply 11:03:31