An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager sat down nextto him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet. The old man stared. Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically : "What's the matter, old boy,neverd one anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied :" Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son." _:D