王平常同学很有可能是巫婆

话说昨天我在这儿兴高彩烈的讲我怎样拿到一个笑容甜美的美眉的电话时，王平常同学就说了一句 "i'm not available"，想不到竟然有可能一语成谶。

事情是这样的：昨天下午快下班的时候，跟我一起去做 presentation 的 steve 神经兮兮的跑进我 office 跟我说了一番话。

s: so u know kathy?
p: not really. but just between you and me, i was just gonna ask her out to lunch or something.
s: ohhhhh... she's kinda cute. but i heard she's kinda WILD.
p: wild? how? like what? parties a lot? smokes pot? what?
s: oh, hey, look at it, it's time to go, LATER!
p: *&$&$#&@&

那小子丢给我一肚子问号就跑了，我向他的背影行了个一指礼，决定动用我的线人。

p: hey, u know this girl kathy at our client XXX co.?
i: big eyes, good skin, rosy cheeks, face is a lil' on the chobby side, right? wassup?
p: yah, that sounds like her. i got her number this morning. steve just came in and said she's wild. i dunno what that's supposed to mean.
i: ohhhhh. well, assuming we're talking about the same person, for starters, she's got a boyfriend. i ran into her in the mall last weekend, she's with a guy and she introduced him as her boyfriend...
p: ... thanks for breaking my heart.
i: that's not the whole story. during their company retreat in hawaii, she's been spotted sneaking into some guy's room at night.
p: ... you have been VERY helpful.
i: you asked. plus, we might not be talking about the same person. so you still gonna call her?
p: i'm sticking to the two-day rule. worst come to worst, it'd be another chapter in my book "50 disastrous first dates".

好了，事情就是酱子了。真是应了我自己的名言 "girls are like parking spots, there's a point where all the good ones are taken, and all that's left are handicapped."

所有跟帖： 

• wild怎么啦，你还是可以争取当她的最后一个男朋友的 -Z.A- ♂ (34 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 10:39:43

• yah, i'm still gonna call her -panzerkom- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 13:18:34

• 你不是唯一这么说的人。 -王平常- ♀ (370 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 10:47:09

• 呵呵, 这种细节还是女同胞比较敏感 -hehateme- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 10:59:05

• 男人也一样 -Z.A- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 11:01:18

• hahaha, yeah married men are very attractive :) -ASK!- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 11:16:44

• ur absolutely right about the aura thing -panzerkom- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 13:19:27

• didn't I tell u she may not be what u think she is? -noso- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 11:06:48

• yah. i guess that makes u a wizard? :p -panzerkom- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 11:14:46

• here -noso- ♂ (142 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 11:17:47

• It doesn't matter, you can still have fun with her since -ASK!- ♀ (143 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 11:15:21

• right, and one more thing -noso- ♂ (29 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 11:18:32

• come on, you think Pan doesn't know this ;) -ASK!- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 11:19:15

• he might not -noso- ♂ (25 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 11:20:08

• LOL -panzerkom- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 13:14:38

• don't agree. you got to be responsible -金石琴瑟- ♀ (43 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 11:25:54

• Pan just wanted to ask her out, nothing serious. -ASK!- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 11:49:15

• that's what you think, ha ha ~ -金石琴瑟- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 11:53:29

• the boyfriend factor is really bothering me though -panzerkom- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 13:12:22

• 小潘真是个好孩子！对待dating也是要严肃的，你做的很好。 -金石琴瑟- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 11:24:16

• thank you, sis 金石 -panzerkom- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 13:15:22

• PAN,其实那女孩给了你她的号码但没有亲口告诉你她有BF可能有两种原因:一是她 -ASK!- ♀ (101 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 11:51:45

• 多句嘴就走～：） 那是否也证明她和小攀完了再把他也蹬 -TibetanYak- ♀ (73 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 12:15:08

• or it WAS som1 else that they were talking about... -panzerkom- ♂ (15 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 13:14:02

• 哈，老是有故事。我觉得如果一个女孩子轻易给电话就说 -TibetanYak- ♀ (36 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 12:09:23

• or maybe the guy is really likeable? :p -panzerkom- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/13/2008 postreply 13:11:41