Medical Alert--Contagious Virus

Subject: MEDICAL ALERT - CONTAGIOUS VIRUS
MEDICAL ALERT - CONTAGIOUS VIRUS

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via
any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave
the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and
purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer
Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take
the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from
your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK
is
controlling your life.

所有跟帖： 

• 俺脚着， 俺要是得了这个病， 也别wine, 也别beer， -知名度比较高- ♀ (153 bytes) () 02/13/2008 postreply 14:05:43

• 不想被WORK传染，就得“买”抗体疫苗WINE。可没WORK，哪来钱"买"？？ -色大胆小- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/13/2008 postreply 14:06:26

• 抗体是可以自己产生的。 -知名度比较高- ♀ (29 bytes) () 02/13/2008 postreply 14:21:48