飞机上的金发美女

文章提交者：丝丝兔 加帖在 笑话人生

One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.

一天，飞机上有一位金发女郎，坐在一个令人讨厌、爱来事儿的生意人旁边。他问她想不想玩一个游戏。她彬彬有礼地回绝了，但这个生意人还是把游戏的规则解释给她听。

He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa."

他说："是这样的：我将问你一个问题，你如果答错了，就给我5美元，反过来也一样。"

She says no again, and tries to fall asleep.

她还是说不玩，并试图睡觉。

The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?"

这个生意人更起劲地劝她，说："啊，来吧。每个问题给你50美元。或者500美元怎么样？"

At that number, the blonde agrees.对于这个数额，金发女郎同意了。
The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500.

这个生意人又一次解释道："如果我的问题你回答错了，你给我5美元。如果你提出问题而我答错了，我给你500美元。"

"Got it," she replies.

"知道了，"她回答说。

He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5.

他问道："第六任总统是谁？"她承认自己不知道，并给了他5美元。

Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?"

现在轮到她了。她说："什么东西有紫色的腿，五支手臂，并且只有两颗黄牙？"

The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends. No one knows the answer. So he gives her $500.00.

这个生意人不知道 - 他使用了自己的手提电脑，查了互联网，给他的朋友们发了电子邮件。没有人知道答案。结果他给了她500美元。

Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?"

然后，当他们正在降落时，他问道："那到底是什么东西？"

She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.

她想了几分钟，递给他5美元，然后走下飞机。

编译: 王鹭