Dear Mr. Ex President Co-Clinton.
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said,”Thank me I voted for Clinton-Gore.” So I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my “Thank you” for what you have done, specifically.
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is the meaning of “is” is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie “Wag the Dog” could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 house and senate witnesses who have fled the 5Th amendment 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about democrat campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater “mess” and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other “Clinton” scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, “gutting” much of our foreign policy and flying all over the world on “vacations” carefully disguised as necessary trips.
9. Thank you also for “finding” millions of dollars— I really didn’t need it in the first place. and I can’t think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all your globe trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration. How do you justify Hillary’s 82 foreign country visits?
10. Now that you’ve left the White House, thanks for the a40 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society.
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I’m sure that Laura Bush didn’t like the pattern anyway. Also enjoy the housewarming gifts you received from your friends.
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, Silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc) out of Air Force One. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming “tell-all” book and you. Bill the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn’t pay!
14. The last and most important - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured and tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called “political prisoners”. However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American president at the time, Bill Clinton, and Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, “insisted” that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn’t Americans know the real truth? THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally. WHAT a guy!!!!
Maybe we have been blaming the wrong president for the worlds problems.
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said,”Thank me I voted for Clinton-Gore.” So I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my “Thank you” for what you have done, specifically.
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is the meaning of “is” is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie “Wag the Dog” could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 house and senate witnesses who have fled the 5Th amendment 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about democrat campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater “mess” and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other “Clinton” scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, “gutting” much of our foreign policy and flying all over the world on “vacations” carefully disguised as necessary trips.
9. Thank you also for “finding” millions of dollars— I really didn’t need it in the first place. and I can’t think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all your globe trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration. How do you justify Hillary’s 82 foreign country visits?
10. Now that you’ve left the White House, thanks for the a40 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society.
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I’m sure that Laura Bush didn’t like the pattern anyway. Also enjoy the housewarming gifts you received from your friends.
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, Silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc) out of Air Force One. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming “tell-all” book and you. Bill the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn’t pay!
14. The last and most important - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured and tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called “political prisoners”. However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American president at the time, Bill Clinton, and Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, “insisted” that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn’t Americans know the real truth? THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally. WHAT a guy!!!!
Maybe we have been blaming the wrong president for the worlds problems.
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