动物园新解

那天在朋友家聚会，说起我第二天准备到美国“打酱油”去。话还没有说完，我被一帮人叫走，跑去谈论别的话题。

回家的路上，阿瑞说：“Lynn说华盛顿的动物园很不错，值得一看。要是咱明天一大早就动身，不但能去动物园看看，还不耽误咱打酱油。亲，你想不想去？”

我没有立刻回话，说实在的，动物园有啥好看的呀？不就是把世界各地的动物捉来关在笼子里给大家参观吗？不太好玩。

还没有等我回答，阿瑞这边开了声：“zoo, means animal prisoners behind the bars. To be honest, I am not really that interested in watching those animal prisoners.”

接着，这哥儿们拿腔作调儿地，用很滑稽的声音替这些犯人们发表了心声：“I was walking in the jungle, minding my own business. Suddenly, I was shot by some nasty human with a tranquilizer. When I woke up, I found I was here behind the bars, and those nasty human kids throw rotten bananas, candies to me and laugh at me. 555,555~~~， I want go home!”

我被阿瑞精彩的、绘声绘色的表演逗得哈哈大笑。

可笑过之后仔细想，动物园里的动物可不就是一群无辜的、可怜的、娱乐人类的动物犯吗？