Blow job
参加活动哈,俺自个儿的事儿就不说了,怪丢人的。
说一个那谁,MM第一次去Hair Salon。
洗完头,一金发碧眼的hair dresser帅哥迎过来,风度翩翩地问“ok,Madam, How would you like your hair to be done?"
MM自持英语超棒,优雅地说,“Well, simple, I'm going to a party tonight. Just give me a blow job (blow dry), please."
帅哥登时傻眼……
您要是觉着俺就是那MM,俺也木办法,早就坦然了。