翻箱底 轻松一笑

dogbreath761
5 hours ago

I was shopping with the wife & picked up a six pack of my favorite beer.  My wife put it back and said we need to cut down on unnecessary expenses.  Then she’s filling the cart with makeup, skin creams, etc. 

I said, “I thought we were cutting back on unnecessary stuff.” 
She said, I buy these things so I can look beautiful for you.” 
I said, “That’s what the beer is for.” 

I’m sleeping on the couch tonight.

我最喜欢 ipa ，但酒量有限，一瓶就可以看出美丽，省钱了。

所有跟帖： 

• 喝酒的脸红，不美丽啊，妙龄女子除外。痴汉喝得脸红脖子粗（颤音兄不是说你哈），彰显油腻。大家说呢？ -唐宋韵- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/07/2023 postreply 12:00:10

• 哈哈哈，您说的是一种情形，另一种是老公醉眼里出西施 -颤音- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/07/2023 postreply 21:43:15

• 哈哈哈哈。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 -lovecat08- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/07/2023 postreply 12:48:52

• 喵姐懂，晚安 -颤音- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/07/2023 postreply 21:43:37

• 俺一家喝酒不脸红。。。。 -花似鹿葱- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/07/2023 postreply 17:04:03

• 赞酒量 -颤音- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/07/2023 postreply 21:42:14