关于宠物的一些真实有趣的写照 (2) ZT

对于你们有宠物的人， 这是一个真实的故事。

 对于你们没有宠物的人， 那是一个真实的故事。

对访客的敬言

(有朋友那儿得来的关于宠物的幽默写照， 读起来很有趣。 跟喜欢宠物的各位网友分享一下，只图会心笑笑， 不当真的）

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:  

(1)  They live here.  You don't.    

(2)  If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.  That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.    

 (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.    

(4)  To you, they are animals.  To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.  

宠物比孩子的好处

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:  

(1) eat less,  

(2) don't ask for money all the time,  

(3) are easier to train,  

(4) normally come when called,  

(5) never ask to drive the car,  

(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;  

(7) don't smoke or drink, 

(8) don't want to wear your clothes,  

(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,  

(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and  

(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ...   

 

所有跟帖： 

• I agree! HA! HA! -爱玩- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/09/2010 postreply 21:32:42

• 是滴是滴!!:) -E&S- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/10/2010 postreply 13:47:06

• 呵~~~~ -hujian- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/10/2010 postreply 20:00:08