Austin Powers - Daddy Wasn\'t There

Daddy
Daddy wasn't there
Daddy
Daddy wasn't there
to take me to the fair
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there

Daddy
Daddy wasn't there
to change my underwear
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there

When I was first baptized
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was jazzercised
Steak and kidney pies
One hour Martinized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there

When I was first baptized
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was jazzercised
Steak and kidney pies
One hour Martinized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there
to take me to the fair
To change my underwear
Daddy wasn't there

(Spoken very rapidly)
Daddy wasn't there, peace!

If you've got a daddy issue,
Here's a daddy tissue
D to the A to the D-D-Y
D to the A to the D-D-Y
They say it's just a fad,
But I've got a dead beat dad
D to the A to the D-D-Y
D to the A to the D-D-Y
I sit in my room and cry
And ask myself the reason why
D to the A to the D-D-Y
D to the A to the D-D-Y

(Spoken)
Daddy
Daddy
Daddy

D-A-D-D-Y

PEACE!