趣事二则

A.

老大三岁时和我们一起回国.  想着飞越半个地球, 就每人申请了累计里程计划.  从此航空公司开始跟我们保持密切联系.

 

一日收到一电话: “May I speak to RJ?”  (RJ’ is my older son’s name)

“He is not at home.”

“This is ABC airline and we offer him 0%APR credit card.”

“RJ is in day care.”

“Oh, may I have his office number?”

“……”

 

B.

老爸老妈住在五楼, 无电梯, 一日, 有客来访, 访毕, 老爸热情拟送客下楼, 老妈将一马甲袋放入老爸手中, 客见, 忙推辞, “不用了, 不用了, 你们自己留着吃吧.”

 

老妈顿显尴尬, 手中一袋垃圾, 不知如何是好.