蟑螂早餐

到计算机房接班，MARTIN和JASON要下班了，走前寒喧两句，突然MARTIN大叫起来并张牙舞爪拍打着自己。把我和JASON吓了一跳！定睛一看，原来一只蟑螂正惶惶然从他的左胳膊往他后背爬。看着作为教授的MARTIN竟这样害怕一只小蟑螂，紧张得满脸通红，让我和JASON忍俊不禁。JASON顺手抄起一大包复印纸朝他背后打去，蟑螂被打到地上而MARTIN也被打得呲牙咧嘴。蟑螂顺势跑到了桌子缝里，他们两个大男人则手忙脚乱地找武器，一个继续抄着那一大捆纸，另一个惶惶然到处搜寻，良久才发现就在眼前的杀蟑螂喷雾剂！MARTIN抄起来就咬牙切齿地朝着蟑螂藏身之地一通乱喷。我和JASON则在旁边说风凉话：它跟着你多久了你也不知道？是不是挠痒痒感觉很好啊？......MARTIN气得直叫：No kidding at this  moment! No kidding at this situation! JASON则照讲不误。终于，蟑螂在地上开始了垂死挣扎。
MARTIN转过头来板着脸一本正经地告诉我：等一会儿它安静了，你就拿纸把它包了，再放到微波炉烤一会，然后夹到你的三明治里！
哈，刚刚还那样子，现在开起我玩笑了！
Me：Ok! I will bake it but will keep it for you! You need breakfast tomorrow!
MARTIN：For me? Oh yes!! I don't have breakfast for tomorrow!
Me: I will keep it in the freezer for you!
Jason: Definitely you need to do that! Don't forget to put some sugar! He likes sweet!
Me: Sure! I will!