聪明的中国人，美丽的谎言

奇文共欣赏：

对于追求上进的同学来说，还有头疼的一问，那就是
  "List your present and past membership in or affiliation with every ..."
填不填中共党员呢？
除非是确信你能蒙混过关，否则还是如实填写为好。党员不是被拒的理由，完全没有必要茶饭不思，大不了是面试，或是说明已不参加组织活动了。

In July XXXX, the last year of my college education, the English Department of the University recommended me for Communist Party Membership. I decided to accept the invitation to join the Communist Party. I was awarded CP membership because I had been one of the best students in my class throughout my college life. In China, enrollment by CP is a reward for good performance, as well as for excellence in extra curricular activities and helping other students. CP membership makes it easier for a fresh graduate to get a good job in state-owned enterprises. So, in all my classmates’ minds, the recommendation for CP membership was not only recognition of excellent performance, but also would be a big help for job hunting after graduation. It was with the hope for a better job, that I accepted the recommendation and joined the CP before I left the University.

I have never been an active member of the CP, worked on any committee, attended any meetings or endorsed Chinese CP policies. In fact, I have just barely maintained the membership.During the first 3 years after my graduation my membership dues were deducted automatically from my pay check. After 1999, I stopped paying the CP membership dues and was thus been deprived of the membership 8 years ago.

天才啊，恨不早知有此文。

所有跟帖： 

• 入党时要自己申请的好不好？而且还要被观察表现一段时间。哪来的接受邀请一说 -nightrose- ♀ (22 bytes) () 07/21/2013 postreply 10:44:10

• 绝对有接受邀请一说：邀请你写申请，然后把你拉进去。 -wxclaomao- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2013 postreply 19:01:57

• Yes, the party members may be your recommender, but you still ha -nightrose- ♀ (393 bytes) () 07/22/2013 postreply 08:49:30

• 哈哈，非常有创造性的解释啊 -37210- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2013 postreply 17:40:57

• 想当年和党支部书记关系不合，被他压着不能入党。现在多谢了。 -smeagolrocks- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2013 postreply 20:45:00

• 同感。当年政审都过了，支部书记说他敲我办公室门没给他开，让我终身省了党费。 -Laoxiangxyz1- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/22/2013 postreply 07:47:29

• 同样的处境，共产党的高干出卖自己的组织更甚于普通党员。是没有信仰的领导信仰者 -没头没脑- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/21/2013 postreply 23:02:13

• 对于普通高校生，确实是品学兼优的学生才有资格入党，大部分学生党员的入党目的也是为了以后能找份好的工作。此文并无造假之处。 -思龙- ♀ (126 bytes) () 07/22/2013 postreply 05:10:33

• So? -东边来个喇嘛- ♂ (167 bytes) () 07/22/2013 postreply 09:07:48

• 还是对自己和对民主自由没信心啊。写此文的人是一个典型的投机主义，受共党影响太深 -网中友- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/22/2013 postreply 09:42:01

• 实在人。现在的人入党，就是为了从执政党的地位上捞到好处。 -情况就是这么个情况- ♂ (50 bytes) () 07/22/2013 postreply 14:36:52