不知道谁比较喜欢这故事--男还是女？

A balding, white haired man from Naples, Florida, walked into a jewellery store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.  He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his
girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000  ring.  The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000", the jeweller said.

 

The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweller asked how payment  would be made and the man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my  check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon."

On Monday morning,  the jeweller angrily phoned the old man and said,  "There's no money in that account!"

"I know",  said the old man,  "But let me tell you about MY GREAT  WEEKEND!!"

 

       

                See...  Not All Seniors Are Senile!

所有跟帖： 

• 可是照片里男的女的差不多年纪呀？ -大财主- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:26:48

• 哦？那让我带上老光眼镜再看看。 -huskey- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:32:49

• 嗯，还是老姜辣，哈哈哈 -mmxi- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:30:20

• 你这么说老姜必定很感激 -Huskey- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:33:44

• 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈老东西！ -舞女- ♀ (93 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:32:42

• 牺牲色相为民除害 -Huskey- ♂ (39 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:36:38

• hiahiahia~~~黑社会的那种阴森的笑。。 -舞女- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:37:30

• 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈老东西！不过这一招太险： -托宝猫- ♀ (31 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:38:02

• 憋S胆小的，爽S胆大的。 -huskey- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:40:04

• 聪明！ -Bluebell- ♀ (27 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:39:32

• 憋S胆小的，爽S胆大的。--Huskey -Huskey- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:40:45

• 他还是没有遇到高手。打佯之前女孩单独返回来取走了戒指怎么样？ -舞女- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:42:37

• 换你是店老板，你会让那个傻妞把戒指取走么？ -mmxi- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:46:19

• 支票是老头开的。跳了也是HOLD他。 -舞女- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:49:50

• 钱没到手商店不会给吧 -huskey- ♂ (31 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:46:48

• 又学了一招。 -一片老姜- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:53:28

• 没看到楼上有人说这正是你干的？ -huskey- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 08:57:17

• 这故事有意思？你骗我我骗你的。。 -京师烧刀- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 09:46:16

• 嗨嗨，不就是搞笑嘛 -Huskey- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 10:15:26

• 哈哈哈~~ -红袖添香老板娘- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/02/2012 postreply 10:37:26