Replay: I---is---U---are

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英语幽默:A sentence that starts with "I" (ZT)

In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something.

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with "I."

Student: I is the...

Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after "I”. Always put 'am' after "I."

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

U are the last...

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Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after "I”. Always put 'am' after "I."

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher: Stop!

Student: OK. I is the third vowels in alphabet.U are the last one.

Teacher: Ouch, U are the last, no, nastest one I have ever taught...

 

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hehe, good one -梅石莹玉- 给 梅石莹玉 发送悄悄话 梅石莹玉 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/12/2010 postreply 14:07:26

Fantastic. Thanks. Have a nice evening. -纾珈- 给 纾珈 发送悄悄话 纾珈 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 10/12/2010 postreply 16:59:12

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