为什么英语不好学

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

 

 

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

 

 

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

 

 

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

 

 

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

 

 

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

 

 

7) Since there is no time like the present,

he thought it was time to present the present.

 

 

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

 

 

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

 

 

10) I did not object the object.

 

 

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

 

 

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

 

 

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

 

 

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

 

 

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

 

 

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

 

 

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

 

 

18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

 

 

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

 

 

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

 

 

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

 

 

22) There is no egg in the eggplant,

no ham in the hamburger,

and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

 

 

23) English muffins were not invented in England,

and French fries were not invented in France.

 

 

24) Quicksand takes you down slowly,

boxing rings are square,

and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

 

 

25) If writers write, how come fingers do not fing?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, should not the plural of phone

booth be phone beeth?

If the teacher taught, why did not the preacher praught?

 

 

26) If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat?

Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital?

Park on driveways and drive on parkways.

 

 

27) Why when the stars are out they are visible,

but when the lights are out they are invisible.

Why when I wind up my watch it starts,

but when I wind up this poem it ends.

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• 英文绕口令。没看完，眼睛就晕了。 -jianchi9090- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2022 postreply 18:54:15

• 很多是homonyms -妖妖灵- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/26/2022 postreply 11:38:16

• 恭喜chenm。首页进来，谢谢网管，为什么英语不好学 推荐成功 -梅雨潭- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/26/2022 postreply 12:36:24

• 收集的好，很多是音调明前动后的规律。这个规律甚至很多母语者都不知道；他们知道怎么念但你不说他们不会意识到发音不同。 -leherpderp- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/26/2022 postreply 17:04:26

• 嗯，这个我每天学习研究两个。有个record类似吧。"please record a record"? -jianchi9090- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/27/2022 postreply 03:03:57