Working in a Walmart Super Center 200 km away from home.
Took out a 1200IB leaking hydraulic cylinder, had a coffee broke, reading beautiful articles.
Told my boss I need take a day off tomorrow, family emergency:)
My boss: "I love you and I need you,you can't take day off tomorrow, what's the emergency? Wife left you?"
" Not yet, I guess, I need a lot of time to make a important video" I said.
Boss: @#$%^&