LOL...

转贴：

Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.

Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over theworld?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.

Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.

Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.

Q: Why are you the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't around.

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• 什么中国强大了, 也就成世界文化文明的标准了.... -叶泥泥- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/14/2009 postreply 16:45:18

• LOL。。。 -千帆舞- ♀ (4 bytes) () 07/14/2009 postreply 17:07:18

• Co：LOL...！ -不明则问- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/15/2009 postreply 08:26:21

• LOL... -笑比哭好- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/15/2009 postreply 09:22:58