趣味中式英语

昨天在哪儿看到十句当选的中式英语, 今天找不到了, 搜到这几句:
1.You ask me，me ask who？ 你问我，我问谁?
2.We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？ 
3.people mountain people sea 人山人海
4.Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎
5.Know is know, no know is no know. 知之为知之，不知为不知
6. As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远
7. One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 关于一场车祸的描述
8. Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放 
9. Four Glad Meatballs. 四喜丸子
10. Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡
11.Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上
12.Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放

13.If you want money, I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 14. You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up!  你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

所有跟帖： 

• How are you? How old are you? ：）） -黄豆儿- ♀ (59 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 14:49:58

• Go a head. -叶泥泥- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 17:25:22

• 我的天哪，my sky!~~ -讲不清- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 18:00:57

• 还有一个 -runner3003- ♂ (32 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 18:57:01

• 还有一个. 别人夸你的时候说 where where， -aqua_kid- ♀ (16 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 19:03:50

• where？ -runner3003- ♂ (38 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 19:21:03

• 撅嘴谁叫你也跑来嘀西西^^ -aqua_kid- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/27/2009 postreply 21:02:16

• 哈哈哈哈，9很有技术含量，7据说很多教英语的都会举例用。 -千帆舞- ♀ (113 bytes) () 05/28/2009 postreply 01:24:30