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ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Frank L Rizzo, mayor and former police chief of Philadelphia, has more than earned his smelly place in HUSTLER's "brown eye" this month. The mayor has always handled his official duties with all the dignity and restraint of a baboon jacking off in front of little old ladies at the zoo. But recently this fat, spittoon-breathed punk tried to wipe his stinking ass on the U.S. Bill of Rights by reputedly allowing (if not encouraging) his knuckle-dragging putative, followers to physically attack a major paper.
The Philadelphia Inquirer had printed a satire of Rizzo's feebleminded public utterances, and after the mayor read the piece he flew into a gibbering, Donald-Duck-with-his-cock-caught-his-zipper-rage[這用詞我服了~~~
]. He publicly denounced the offending article as "treason," apparently having taken upon himself the role of King in Philadelphia. At this point, Rizzo hits the Inquirer with a $6 million law suit and a posse of strong-arm men, allegedly friendly to the mayor, desceneded upon Inquirer's offices.
The goons claimed to be protesting a different Inquirer article that appeared more than a week before. According to local news media that witnessed the scene, they roughed up and threatened newspapers employees as city cops on the scene watched happily, stepping in only to warn the journalists against trying to defend themselves. The cops were from the same department that "Ratso" Rizzo ran before becoming mayor.
Rizzo has long been suspected of being a hysterical wimp. It's alledged that several reporters have acturally found themselves being slapped around after crossing him. But now there has been an outright, daylight attack on freedom of the press in Rozzi's city.
And Rizzo's city is Philadelphia, where you remember, 200 years ago some brave men kicked King George III square in the balls for the same kind of horseshit. It can happen again, Ratso!
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