接上一貼，我們繼續……
至於為啥這次連「客戶」都得唉罵，請往下看。。。
[紅字是我加的注]
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ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
Brace yourselves with a swig of Kaopectate, dear readers, because you have been chosen Assholes of the Month for not being able to tell the difference between satire and fact in HUSTLER. Not all of you, of course—Most HUSTLER readers do have the wit to distinguish between our "tasteless" brand of satire and the grotesque, shocking facts which that satire is meant to mock. But from the way our feedback (Letters to the Editor) [每期Hustler雜志都有讀者來信，那裡是個英語語言虎狼之詞的博物館……以及變態的博物館——當然了，不能和Jeffrey Epstein和鮑毓明比] section reads every month, as though a truckload or turkeys has squatted on the pages and shit their insides out, it is obvious some of you readers completely miss the point of HUSTLER's mind-fuck mirth.
Some of you are offended by our photo of castrated plastic cock, when at the same time you blandly accept Billy Graham's advocating the castration of rapists. Remember, Graham isn't talking about plastic testicles or play-dough peckers when he makes that statement; he's talking about the kind of real human genitials which bleed real blood onto the hands of society. No amount of soap could wash those kinds of scabs away.
When Henry Kissinger directs the premediated murder and destruction of countless foreign populations, many of you don't even blink. Entire countryside are raped and cold-cocked by B52s; you aren't offended, even if napalm cum boil human flesh off human bones. But when we mock Kissinger by publishing photos of him picking his nose[1975年12月刊，見下], you become outraged. Our salty humor is intended to amuse you, but some of you takes our jokes more seriously than you do obscene reality.
Some of you should give your mind an enema, so that your thinking is clear enough for you to know when to cry and when to laugh. We could label everything in HUSTLER as either "Fact" or "Satire" But we haven't, and we won't, because we respect the ability of our readers to think for themselves. Those of you who haven't started thinking yet should try getting in touch with your emotions. All we do is ridicule an absurd reality, it's up to you to cast the scales from your own eyes.
Still, some of you will probably continue to think that HUSTLER's basement is filled with whips and chains, our bathtubs with corpses on ice, and our closet with little old ladies, bound and gagged. QUite the contrary—our attics have the chains, our closet the corpses, and our bathtubs the little old ladies.
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這是文中提到的基忠獻公[見下下圖]辛格摳鼻孔圖：
（解釋下：當年秦檜死，趙構親諡：忠獻……
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