接上一貼，我們繼續……
你沒看錯，就是寫《文明衝突論》的那位亨廷頓，不過他當選「本月之阿斯後勒」時還沒寫《文明衝突論》呢（那是90年代的事了）。
以下是正文
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ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH
In case you're not familiar with the character seens here, wafting above the HUSTLER wazoo, he is professor Samuel Huntington, our Asshole of the Month. You've heared the putting down "If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous." Well, Samuel Huntington has brains and he is dangerous.
Huntington is one of those Harvard eggheads (like his classmate, Henry Kissinger) whom Jerry Ford and other half-bright government big shots trot out wherever they want to convince the public that some very Heavy Thinking is behind their half-assed policies, As intellectual window dressing, these Irwin Corey types are harmless enough, but when the political biggies actually start listening to their harebrained, horseshit, look out!
Sam Huntington believes that we Americans are a pack of freedom-crazed dogs with "democratic distemper" —his name for our misguided notion that we should have something to say about the way this country is run—which prevents the Establishment of fat-assed bankers and businessmen from ruling in the best of interests of General Motors and Shell Oil, as they have always done.
Since Huntington reported this conclusion in a commission sponsored by David Rockefeller—whose Chase Manhattan Bank owns a good deal of the U.S., and who has a huge amount of clout in Washington—don't be surprised if Sam's anti-democratic theories are translated into government policy, and you start feeling the pinch in your personal liberties.
To our way of thinking, Samuel Huntington is the world's first talking turd. He has shit for brains, and he should be cleaning out bus terminals toilet bowls with his tongue, instead of advising rich people on how to tyrannize us common folk.
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這是今天最後一貼（老規矩，爭取每日四貼），明天我們繼續……
