人面兽心!!!!

来源: 2022-01-14 15:11:50 [博客] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 本文已被阅读:

喜大普奔!喜大普奔喜大普奔

重要的话要说三遍!

四天前,在美国马里兰大学医学中心的手术台上,正进行着一场有可能改变人类历史走向的划时代的心脏手术:

把转基因猪的心脏移植到一名心脏病晚期患者体内。

手术大获成功鼓掌鼓掌鼓掌鼓掌

为啥爪哥说,这是有可能改变人类历史走向的划时代的心脏手术呢?

因为这次手术的成功,主要有两大现实意义:

1. 长生不老不再是梦想,秦皇汉武会不会激动得从棺材里跳出来?

2. 希腊神话故事与中国山海经传说中的半人半兽,将会成为现实。

大家可以脑补一下,将来器官移植医院候诊室,笑坛老友们的对话会是酱紫:

尤哥:我狼心狗肺

爪哥:我猪脑子

欲哥:我人面兽心

枪哥:我蛇蝎心肠

鼠哥:我鼠胆包天

起姐:我虎背熊腰

大家先别乐,这不是自黑,而是客观陈述 哈哈

另外,说起人面兽心,这个接受猪心脏移植的家伙绝对名符其实,因为这家伙可不是什么好鸟!

David Bennett Sr. was involved in a serious assault nearly 35 years ago, court records show. Such histories should not disqualify patients, his doctors said.

An ailing Maryland man who received a pig’s heart last week in a pioneering transplant procedure has a criminal record stemming from an assault 34 years ago in which he repeatedly stabbed a young man, leaving him paralyzed.

The victim, Edward Shumaker, spent two decades in a wheelchair, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffered numerous medical complications including a stroke that left him cognitively impaired, before he died in 2007 at age 40, according to his sister, Leslie Shumaker Downey, of Frederick, Md.

The Washington Post first reported the transplant patient’s criminal record and the assault that led to it on Thursday. The revelations have prompted debate about how patients are selected for cutting-edge medical care.

猪被人类驯养千年,早已是非常温顺谦良的动物。希望这颗温和善良的猪心脏,能让这个曾经冷血杀人的家伙,虽然身体上真正做到了人面兽心,但行为上不再人面兽心。