狗粮集 之 什么是快乐
文／剿匪出关
2020年5月25日整理
有时我做饭菜的时候，小米就坐在厨房边小饭厅的餐桌旁陪伴我。小米的陪伴就是一边看网，一边和我有句没句地聊天。这天，小米自认为读到了一句非常美且有哲理的话，惊喜地和我分享。
小米：“My dear, I just read a wonderful quote: ‘The happiness is to watch the man of your life cooking for you’. Is that sweet?”
我心想，那对于男人而言，也可以说：“The happiness is to watch the woman of your life cooking for you.”但这样的话，岂不是一个家庭，不可能有两个人同时快乐了？于是，我笑道：“My love, in that case, in order for both of us to be happy, my quote has to be: The happiness is to cook for the woman of your life.”
小米大笑，直称“That's a good one!”
今日回忆整理此段，口占一绝，诗云：
娇妻读网骤惊呼，
对话箴言与拙夫。
“快乐因观夫做饭！”
“今生幸有我能厨！”
