**带小酒和公司同事吃最后的午餐,一位晚到,大伙叫 ---Here comes Diego! 小酒盯着看了一会儿,也叫 ----He’s not Diego! 同事年轻,马上反应过来,和小酒演戏, ----Yes, I am. I directly came from the animal park. ----But, but, where is your baby jaguar? ----I left him at my backyard. ----Why you wear glasses? Diego has spotting scope. Diego 没词了,众人齐笑。
**小酒很担心地告诉酒妈, ----Miss Karla is sick again. ----Because she has a baby in her tummy. ----Why she eat a baby? 酒妈思维暂时短路。 ----Is a baby yummy? 彻底无语。 |