本來題目想叫《談幽默》,最後決定叫《說幽默》。談和說有區別嗎?“跳”和“躍”是有區別的。跳説的是兩脚并齊向前向上向遠發力前行;而躍說的是一脚在前一脚隨后地向前向上向遠跳。我覺得“說"裏勸的意思比談多一點。只是意會,字典裏沒談。 ”幽默“是什麽?不好談,也不好説。我膽肥,覺得說說也無妨。有拍磚的,下手輕點。這個詞是林語堂先生從英語詞HUMOR翻譯過來的。翻得神采飛揚,意味深長。說到”幽“,讀過唐詩的人會想到”曲徑通幽処“。然後就”默“,不作聲就好了,實在憋不住,就笑一笑。老林說:當你聽到一句話,沒明白什麽意思,回家的路上一直想,等到掏出鑰匙開鎖,笑了。進了家門,挂好衣服坐上沙發,又笑了。這就是好的幽默。 前美國總統里根在第二次高齡競選總統時挨了一槍(打哪了?),老頭昏過去了(要是年輕會不會不昏?)。搶救、搶救、緊急搶救,現場一片忙亂。沒想到過了不多久里根醒了,大概還眼還朦朧,看見一片緊張的眼,然後冒了一句:我希望你們都是共和黨人。有人憋不住笑出了聲,緊張氣氛頓時烟消雲散。 幽默是智慧。 8964的時候,我早上一到實驗室,我的導師就關切地問我:你們中國怎麽了?怎麽了,我我們的政府和人民玩起了真坦克。鄧小平愚蠢,一下子就把他給中國人民和我自己做的好事全歸0了。不過他比耄強一點,知道不知道錯了?不認錯是鐵定。他跑南方去劃了個圈。 美國人不理解,就是些學生在天安門廣場坐坐,也沒給中南海、國務院裏降板磚。怎麽就在十里長安街上開滿了隆隆的坦克?導師還說:你們的中國領導人爲什麽不花點錢,買些麵包臘腸可樂去天安門廣場樂呵樂呵。末了說,當然我也不知道怎麽”憨斗(handling)“百萬學生。人過一萬,無邊無岸。 丟人呀,丟死人。 轉眼三十多年過去了。新中國有了新的領導人,前些年他出國就去念書單,在俄國念托爾斯泰果戈里普嘻金。。。;在法國就念巴爾扎克雨果冉啊讓。。。念得上氣難接下氣。聼的底下的外國人都只能互相看看聳聳肩搖搖頭。中國這瓜慫可真幽默?他會不知道”笑“和”笑話“的區別嗎?通商寬衣,瞻仰老人。 我喜歡的中國作家劉振云說的:受苦越多越幽默。中國的河南人最幽默。我不知道中國的什麽地方的人最幽默。反正河南人最愛說”那龜孫“。今天看到一條舊聞:中國揚州有一輛城管車掉河裏了。![3名城管落水,路人冷漠旁观无一人施救,网友:没救人证怕罚款_执法_管理_事情](data:image/jpeg;base64,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沒有一個百姓幫著打電話呼救,也沒有人下河救援。大家説:我們沒有下水証。哇塞,新中國好不容易有個“法學博士”在儅元首。幹甚都要有証。比如種地証,擺攤証。。。 中華民族是不是到了最幽默的時候。據傳,希特勒就是沒有一點幽默感小鬍子。據説,如果幾十年前就有網絡,二戰就打不起來。光是網民的段子、調侃、逗他玩就能把希特勒給羞死。現在,臉得多厚人得多蠢的瓜慫還在喊“要準備打仗”,要“自討苦吃”。人有病,天知否? 幽默總是有點似真似假模棱兩可的味道,全看聽的人怎魔聼。不同於瞎貧,調侃,搞笑、段子或是戯虐。新中國的頭茬山大王在一九七二年接見日本來訪的西園寺公一時說:感謝日本侵略。把當時還在上中學的我嚇了一跳。怎末回事?后來知道真是這樣:沒有日本侵略,就沒有新中國。 中國的作家裏我覺得林語堂和老捨最具幽默感。兩個人都是學貫東西。比如林語堂說:紳士講演應該想女士的裙子,越短越好。雖説有點色。其實對現在的中國人來説,這點色完全不算什麽。林寫的英語小説,比如《京華烟雲》獲得美國人贊賞說是不像是中國人寫的。 老捨可惜了,那麽幽默的人怎麽會自殺呢?面子是一囘事。愛是另一囘事。據説老捨在外邊挨了斗挨了打,回家老婆胡潔青不給他開門,報老捨解放前有過小三的仇。老捨是從舊社會走進新中國的作家裏最愛新中國,最愛毛主席的。他理解不了,耄爲什麽要把愛他的知識分子弄的像熱鍋上的螞蟻?好漢不知餓漢飢,正常人不解有病人。一直不停地抽烟,然後縱身一跳。多難受呀? 幽默感最大的功能是化緊張或尷尬為輕鬆。比如家裏的老兩口,一定要有點幽默感。否則夫妻不能説話。去年聖誕節前,我和老婆開車一千多邁去看我們在佛吉利亞落成的新房。老婆介紹得興高采烈,她說她考慮了風水、朝向、交通、飛機場、醫院。。。末了加上一句:咱家就算再沒錢,買的房子也得離醫院近呀。聼得我心暖洋洋的。大贊。這是結婚快四十年我聽到的老婆說的最幽默的話(我被急救過很多囘,救回一回就能再活小十年)。 我現在不愛説話,當然也沒人說。“酒逢知己千杯少,話不投機半句多”。好像是明曲裏的詞。后邊好像是爹爹怎麽着了?老了記憶含糊了。願天下太太平平;願親人平平安安。九十四歲了扛過疫情的老丈母娘昨天和我通了電話表示她的感謝。還說她女子想我。跟親愛的母親在一起還想老公? 咱們老百姓呀就喜歡真呀真高興。我現在基本上看中文新聞是只看標題不點開。因爲太煩看那張又厚又大的泡泡臉。 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