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WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? 适婚的年龄 "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then." 23岁是最好的年龄因为到那时你已经把那人认识了一辈子了 Camille, age 10
"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married." 就没有合适的年龄。 只有傻瓜才会结婚 Freddie, age 6 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? 怎样知道两人是夫妻? "Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." 结了婚的人通常跟别人说话时开心 Eddie, age 6
"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." 你就得猜了,看他们是不是都骂同样的小孩 Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? 爸爸妈妈的共同点 "Both don't want no more kids." 他们都不再像要小孩了 Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? 多数人约会的时候做什么? "Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough." 约会是为了玩乐的,人们应该利用这个时候互相了解。即使是男孩子如果你听的时间长了也会说些有用的。 Lynnette, age 8 "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." 第一次约会时,他们只是互相说谎话,通常说的有兴趣了他们就约会第二次 Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? 如果第一次约会的砸锅了你怎么办? "I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." 我就跑回家去装死。 第二天我会给全部的报纸都打电话,保证他们在死讯里都写我的消息 Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE? 什么时候可以亲一个人? "When they're rich." 当他们有钱时。 Pam, age 7 "The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." 法律说你必须18 岁, 所以我才不会犯法呢。 Curt, age 7 "The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do." 规矩是这样的:如果你亲一个人,那就应该跟她结婚并和她生小孩。 这样做才是对的 Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? 是单身好还是结婚好? "I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out." 我不知道哪一样好, 不过我告诉你一件事。我永远也不会跟我太太有性事,我才不想那么恶心呢。 Theodore, age 8 "It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." 女孩子单身比较好, 不过男孩子不好。男孩子需要有人替他们收拾干净 Anita, age 9 "Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." 单身比较好,简单的原因是我才不想换尿布。当然, 如果我结婚了,那我就给我妈打电话让她来喝咖啡和换尿布。 Kirsten, age 10 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? 怎样婚姻才可以成功呢? "If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes, especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it." 如果你想跟你男人持久,你就应该穿好多性感的衣服, 特别是那种红颜色的或许上面有几个钻石的内裤。 Lori, age 8 "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." 告诉你的太太看上去很漂亮即使她看上去像卡车。 Ricky, age 10 |