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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... 技术服务:你的计算机是哪一种? 女顾客:是个白色的。。。
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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? 技术服务:点击在屏幕左边的“我的计算机“图标。 顾客:你的左边还是我的左边?
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Tech support: ;Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and. Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates. 技术服务:今天好。 我可以帮你做什么? 男顾客:你好。。。不能打印。 技术服务:你可以给我先点击“开始“然后 顾客:听着老兄,别给我来这套技术的!我不是比尔盖茨。 ===============
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... 顾客:嗨,下午好,这是玛萨,我不能打印。 每次我要打印,它就说‘无法找到打印机‘。 我甚至把打印机举起来放在荧屏面前, 可是计算机还是说它无法找到。。。
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies. 技术服务:现在你的荧屏上有什么, 太太? 顾客:有个泰迪熊, 是我男朋友在Woolies给我买的。 ===============
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer:! OK Te ch support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... 顾客:我的键盘不能工作 技术服务:你肯定键盘插在计算机上了吗? 顾客:不肯定。我没办法绕到计算机后面。 技术服务:把你得的键盘拿起来然后销后走10步。 顾客:好的 技术服务:你的键盘能跟着你一起走吗? 顾客:是的 技术服务:那就意味着你的键盘没跟计算机联在一起。你还有另外一个键盘吗? 顾客:是啊,这儿是还有一个键盘。 啊。。。这个键盘能用。 ===============
Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ? 技术服务:你的密码是一个小写的a,像是apple, 大写的字母V,像是Victor, 数字7 。 顾客:那7是大写还是小写?
== ============= Customer: can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. 顾客:没办法上网 技术服务:你肯定你用的密码对吗? 顾客:肯定啊。我看见我的同事用来着。 技术服务:你能告诉我你的密码吗? 顾客:五个星 ===============
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. 顾客:我有个大问题。我一个朋友给我加了个screen saver (don't knwo the translation), 可是每次我一动鼠标器,screen saver 就没了。 ===============
Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? 技术服务:我能帮你什么? 顾客:我再写我的第一个email 技术服务:好。你有什么问题? 顾客:嗯, 我有字母'a' , 可是我怎么能把圈儿加上去? ===============
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support: Are you running it under windows? Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine." 一个女顾客给加能服务台打电话, 她的打印机有问题。 技术服务:你是在windows系统下运行吗? 顾客:不是, 我的办公桌挨着门,不过你说到点子上了。我边上的办公格的人士是在窗子下的,他的打印机就好好的。 ===============
And last but not least...
Tech support: "Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P " to bring up the Program Manager." Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Colin. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT
然后最后但不是最终。。。
技术服务:好吧考林,你同时压‘控制‘和‘逃跑‘健, 这样可以在屏幕中间带出个任务表。现在打字母"P "来带出 the Program Manager。 顾客:我没有P。 技术服务:在你的键盘上, 考林 顾客:你这是什么意思? 技术服务:"P".....在你的键盘上, 考林 顾客:我就是不做!
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