LivingWills..........becarefulintheiruse!
WhileIwaswatchingtheCFLplayoffgameslastweekend,mywifeandIgotintoaconversationaboutlifeanddeath,andtheneedforLivingWills.DuringthecourseoftheconversationItoldherthatIneverwantedtoexistinavegetativestate,dependentonsomemachineandtakingfluidsfromabottle.Shegotup,unpluggedtheTVandthrewoutallmybeer.
Sometimesit'stoughbeingmarriedtoasmartass!.
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(2007-02-13 07:39:56)
(2007-02-13 07:36:44)
WhenIwasmarried25years,Itookalookatmywifeonedayand
said,"Honey,25yearsago,wehadacheapapartment,acheapcar,slept
onasofabedandwatcheda10inchblackandwhiteTV,butIgottosleep
everynightwithahot25yearoldblonde.
Now,wehaveanicehouse,nicecar,bigbedandplasmascreenTV,but
I'msleepingwitha50yearoldwoman.Itseemstomethatyouarenot
holdingupyoursideofthings."
Mywifeisaveryreas...[阅读全文]
said,"Honey,25yearsago,wehadacheapapartment,acheapcar,slept
onasofabedandwatcheda10inchblackandwhiteTV,butIgottosleep
everynightwithahot25yearoldblonde.
Now,wehaveanicehouse,nicecar,bigbedandplasmascreenTV,but
I'msleepingwitha50yearoldwoman.Itseemstomethatyouarenot
holdingupyoursideofthings."
Mywifeisaveryreas...[阅读全文]
(2007-02-13 05:26:44)
Funny,coupleoffriendsgottogether.Naturally,guysstartedtotalkaboutwoman.This,that,andthis,that.....Icouldnothelpbutwonder,whatisgoingonwithyou,men....Doyouforgetthereisafamoussaying,JUSTDOIT.Youtalkthatmuch,meansyoudonotknowhowtodoit,oryoudonothavethegutstodoit.Thinking,andtalkingcanjustsatisfyyourneeds.Pethetic.Idonotknowmuch,butatleast,IknowthegoodqualityofamanisjustDOIT.....Loserstalk.........Do...[阅读全文]
(2007-02-13 05:08:45)
Itmustbecalledghosthuntedwhensomeonetoldthatshehitonamanandamiddleagedman.Iasked...whatiswrongwithyou?Areyousureyouhitonaman,notaghost?'causeIbelievegoodmenarealreadytakenatthistime,orhemustbegay,ordivorce(whichmeanshewasthrownoutbyanotherwomanforwhateverthereasonmightbe)...Stayawayfrombeingstupid.Forgetaboutlastnight.Justthinkyouarehitbyaghost，worsethanthat.Moveonwithyourlife.Heisnotworthanythin...[阅读全文]
(2007-02-07 11:42:44)
Hey,everyoneoutthere...haveyouheardthatFordMotorcompanyisgoingtousetheir"ditched"vehiclename--Taurusagain....Ibeingasmallpotato,donotknowmuchofthiscompetitveindustry.However,IthoughtitisgoingtobeaverystupidideawhenIhearditlastnightonT.V.Unfortuately,Ijustfounditout,thattheyreallydidmakethemove.Iamtellingallmyfriendswhoworkintheindustry--runasfastasyoucan..Whatdoyouthinkweconsumersare--ab...[阅读全文]
(2007-02-07 07:34:26)
ItisveryfunnytorealizethatN.Aschoolsystemissomehowsimilarbutworsethanourold/newChineseschoolsystem.
Youthink--youdonothavetodoworkwithyourkids--Guessagain--wrong!!!
Mysonis6yearsofage.HewenttoaFrenchImmersionschool.WhichmeanshehastolearnFrenchtostudyeverything.
Guesswhat--hecomeshomewithtonsofworktodoeveryday.Youaskhimdoyouknowhowtodoit....theanswerisalways---NO,NO,NO.
Everyday,the...[阅读全文]
Youthink--youdonothavetodoworkwithyourkids--Guessagain--wrong!!!
Mysonis6yearsofage.HewenttoaFrenchImmersionschool.WhichmeanshehastolearnFrenchtostudyeverything.
Guesswhat--hecomeshomewithtonsofworktodoeveryday.Youaskhimdoyouknowhowtodoit....theanswerisalways---NO,NO,NO.
Everyday,the...[阅读全文]
(2007-01-29 09:42:04)
ZhangQing--whereareyou?YouwereinNewYorkin1994,thenyoudisappeared.Well,lovetohearfromyouifyouarestilloutandabout.Yousonmustbe20+now.Howareyoudoing.
P.S
ZhangQinggraduatedfromShanghaiInstituteofForeignTradein1983.ThensheworkedinHangZhouforacoupleofyears.ShecametoNewYorkin1989or1990.Anyhelp/leadwillbehighlyappreciated.
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P.S
ZhangQinggraduatedfromShanghaiInstituteofForeignTradein1983.ThensheworkedinHangZhouforacoupleofyears.ShecametoNewYorkin1989or1990.Anyhelp/leadwillbehighlyappreciated.
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(2007-01-29 09:12:24)
Iamlookingforfriend--whosenameisLiLiFang.
IstudiedwithherinShanghaiInstituteofForeignTrade.ShecametoToronto,Canadain1989.Shortlyafterthat,shewenttoVancouver.Ilostcontactwithher.IunderstandshehasanephewlivinginTorontoatthatyear.So,Iwillreallyappreciateitverymuchifanyonehasanyidea.[阅读全文]
IstudiedwithherinShanghaiInstituteofForeignTrade.ShecametoToronto,Canadain1989.Shortlyafterthat,shewenttoVancouver.Ilostcontactwithher.IunderstandshehasanephewlivinginTorontoatthatyear.So,Iwillreallyappreciateitverymuchifanyonehasanyidea.[阅读全文]
(2007-01-26 04:41:39)
Itisfunny,thatItriedmanytimestouploadsomepics,butunfortuantely,Igotstuck.Whatisgoingon?Followingtheinstruction(howtosovletheproblemfromthecomputer)seemstobeaveryprofessionaljob.AnyWISEWo/manouttheretohelp.
Also,PIAO,IamtryingtofindNANJIstar,butcanyoutellmewhichcatagorytofindit....Manythanks.[阅读全文]
Also,PIAO,IamtryingtofindNANJIstar,butcanyoutellmewhichcatagorytofindit....Manythanks.[阅读全文]
(2007-01-23 11:11:50)
Anybodyhasidea/suggestionshowtomendAnkleBreak.IhadmyanglebreaklastAprilwhenIwenttoChina,butIdidnotknowitwasthatserious.IhaditchecklastJune.DrtoldmethatIhadabreak.Then,IsaidwhatIcando....nothingtheDr.answered.Asusual,here,inNA,youbetterbehealthywithGodblessingorotherwiseyouwillbeinbigbloodytrouble........butnowwiththebloodycoldwinter,ithurtlikeahelll.Anyidea?Thankyouinadvance!!![阅读全文]
