今天收到的，特搞笑

 

KAMASUTRA LESSONS:

 

1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

 

2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high B P!

 

3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.

 

4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.

 

5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!

 

6. 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

 

7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

 

8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

 

Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else.

 

When a lady is pregnant,

all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".

But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".

 

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..

 

 

 

Prize winning message of the year-???

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• Well done! -planojw- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/15/2014 postreply 16:30:15

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