Link: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-woman-sexually-assaults-friend-police-article-1.1993840?utm_content=bufferdb813&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=NYDailyNewsTw
The funny part is this:
"The man said he woke up to find someone on top of him, "fondling his genitals" and "attempting to perform fellatio upon him," according to the complaint.
He said he did not know who it was at first and had to use a flashlight application on his phone to find out, according to police."