【活动】肖木兰肖奶奶特邀神秘媒婆之《Mulan》选段

 

Matchmaker: Fa Mulan?

Mulan: Present!

Matchmaker: Speaking without permission ...

Mulan: Oops ... [They go inside]

Granny Fa: [to Fa Li] Who spit in her bean curd?

Matchmaker: Too skinny ... not good for bearing sons.

[Crickee hops out of his cage, Mulan frantically tries to put him back in. ]

Matchmaker: Recite the Final Admonition.

Mulan: Mmm-hmm-hmm ... [pulls out a paper fan and spits Crickee out]

Matchmaker: Well?

Mulan: Fulfill your duties, calmly and ... [glances down at the crib notes written on her arm, which are smeared slightly] respectively. Um, reflect before you ... snack. Act! This shall bring you honor and glory.

[She fans herself, the matchmaker grabs the fan and searches it for cheat notes. Finding none, she grabs Mulan by the arm (where the notes are!) and pulls her toward a table. The writing comes off in her hand.]

Matchmaker: This way. Now, pour the tea. To please your future in-laws, you must demonstrate a sense of dignity [she rubs her hand over her mouth, and the ink rubs off with a squeak] and refinement. You must also be poised.

[Mulan, staring at the Matchmaker, pours the tea but misses the cup, then regains her composure and quickly fills the teacup.]
[Mulan notices Crickee relaxing happily in the tea. The Matchmaker takes the teacup. ]

Mulan: Um, pardon me ...

Matchmaker: And silent! [sniffs the tea] Ah ...

Mulan: Could I just take that back? One moment ... [She grabs for the cup]

[The Matchmaker fights for the teacup, and they both fall back, the tea spilling all over the Matchmaker. Crickee hops down her dress. ]

Matchmaker: Why, you clumsy! ... Oh! Ah! Woo! [She trips over the fire-pot, spilling the coals and then sitting on them, the bottom of her dress smoking. Mulan desperately fans the burned spot, and it bursts into flames. The matchmaker runs around screaming.]

Granny Fa: [To Fa Li] I think it's going well, don't you?

[The matchmaker runs outside, screaming. ]

Matchmaker: Put it out! Put it out! PUT IT OUT! [Mulan throws tea over her, putting out the fire. Embarrassed, she hands the teapot to the Matchmaker and quickly walks toward Fa Li and Granny Fa.]

所有跟帖： 

• 惊呼～～这个神秘媒婆是谁？声音好有磁性～真好听！更可贵的是和角色吻合的太好了 -千与.千寻- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/26/2011 postreply 10:50:03

• 我这个导演是不是很有眼力呀？ -北京二号- ♀ (45 bytes) () 03/26/2011 postreply 18:10:05

• 我猜。。。是圆圆？ -千与.千寻- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/26/2011 postreply 18:37:59

• 嗯，快了。 -肖庄- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/26/2011 postreply 19:35:25

• 我看是新同学-非文青的那位. :) -lilac09- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/27/2011 postreply 07:15:24

• 对呀，她怎么不回我的帖呢？ -肖庄- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/27/2011 postreply 07:47:19

• 二姐，今晚公布答案不？ -千与.千寻- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/27/2011 postreply 08:29:13

• 等她本人来了，亲自公布吧。 -北京二号- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/27/2011 postreply 08:46:03

• 二姐，今天第二天，她今晚来么？ -千与.千寻- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/27/2011 postreply 16:39:15

• 回复：二姐，今天第二天，她今晚来么？ -北京二号- ♀ (97 bytes) () 03/27/2011 postreply 22:01:43

• 肖庄说的是哪个贴啊，我漏过了？ -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/28/2011 postreply 15:49:09

• 哎呀太抬举我了，不是俺。 -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/28/2011 postreply 15:47:42

• funny and interesting 配的好 -yy888- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/26/2011 postreply 17:35:56

• 喜欢吧？这回是显得“奶奶”有点被比下去了。：-） -北京二号- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/26/2011 postreply 18:11:22

• 赞一个，鼓掌！ -柏泉- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/26/2011 postreply 19:02:17

• 先代媒婆大人谢谢你！ -肖庄- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/26/2011 postreply 19:28:20

• 赞一个，鼓掌！(zt) -EnLearner- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/26/2011 postreply 19:26:50

• 咱先替媒婆婆接着。 -肖庄- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/26/2011 postreply 19:29:37

• 我敢打赌肯定是 -好学又好问- ♀ (25 bytes) () 03/26/2011 postreply 19:58:06

• 你有1/2 -北京二号- ♀ (50 bytes) () 03/26/2011 postreply 20:40:40

• 莫非媒婆是个男的？ -selfselfself- ♂ (27 bytes) () 03/26/2011 postreply 21:09:59

• 这个新鲜，看来男女思路不同。 -肖庄- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/27/2011 postreply 07:46:14

• 这个真是有趣,非常好！ 鼓掌！！ -billnet- ♂ (125 bytes) () 03/27/2011 postreply 14:36:29

• 谢谢鼓励，billnet 过奖了。 -北京二号- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/27/2011 postreply 15:52:28

• 萬里朱容基, 關山月王若飛,笑得合不攏嘴 -走马读人- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/27/2011 postreply 14:56:20

• 晚礼服熔剂 管删读若非 说起穿金驼 寒光招贴矣 -北京二号- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/27/2011 postreply 15:51:03

• 神秘嘉宾和肖庄配合的精彩。 -紫君- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/27/2011 postreply 21:07:59

• 我猜是你呀～ :) -千与.千寻- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/27/2011 postreply 21:15:36

• 不是我，我对录音制作所知甚少。祝你新周快乐。 -紫君- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/27/2011 postreply 21:20:22

• 紫君，我们几个一起谢谢你。:-) -北京二号- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/27/2011 postreply 22:03:15