21 Economic Models Explained With Cows

On the third day of the lunar year of Ox, share something interesting with you.

SOCIALISM- 8232;You have 2 cows.8232;You give one to your neighbour.8232;

COMMUNISM- 8232;You have 2 cows.8232;The State takes both and gives you some milk.8232;8232;
FASCISM- 8232;You have 2 cows.8232;The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM8232;- You have 2 cows.8232;The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM- 8232;You have 2 cows.8232;The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...8232;

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM- 8232;You have two cows.8232;You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.8232;You sell them and retire on the income.8232;8232;

SURREALISM- 8232;You have two giraffes.8232;The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION8232;- You have two cows.8232;You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.8232;Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.8232;8232;

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM- 8232;You have two cows.8232;You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.8232;The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.8232;The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.8232;You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows.8232;No balance sheet provided with the release.8232;The public then buys your bull.8232;8232;

A FRENCH CORPORATION- 8232;You have two cows.8232;You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.8232;
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A JAPANESE CORPORATION8232;- You have two cows.8232;You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.8232;You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.8232;
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A GERMAN CORPORATION- 8232;You have two cows.8232;You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.8232;

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION- 8232;You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.8232;You decide to have lunch.8232;
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A RUSSIAN CORPORATION- 8232;You have two cows.8232;You count them and learn you have five cows.8232;You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.8232;You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.8232;You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.8232;8232;

A SWISS CORPORATION8232;- You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.8232;You charge the owners for storing them.8232;
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A CHINESE CORPORATION8232;- You have two cows.8232;You have 300 people milking them.8232;You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.8232;You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.8232;8232;

AN INDIAN CORPORATION- 8232;You have two cows.8232;You worship them.
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A BRITISH CORPORATION8232;- You have two cows.8232;Both are mad.8232;8232;

AN IRAQI CORPORATION- 8232;Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.8232;You tell them that you have none.8232;No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country.8232;You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy....8232;8232;

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION- You have two cows.8232;Business seems pretty good.8232;You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.8232;

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION- 8232;You have two cows.8232;The one on the left looks very attractive...

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